Vegas Baby....Vegas.....

Okay. So it's official. Snook and I are rolling up a stake and heading to vegas. Here are some of the ridiculous things I plan on happening while I'm down there...along with the associated Vegas Line on the event.


1) Jeff/Snook will get ridiculously drunk and sleep with the dirtiest, fattest prostitute that can be found in vegas.

Even Money Bet - 1 to 1.

2) Jeff/Snook will get AIDS From said prostitute -

50 to 1 - keep in mind she's the nastiest prostitute, so most guys probably don't want to sleep with her....i'd bet she's clean as a whistle

3) Snook and Jeff will win enough money to rent a viper. Then they will take that viper in to the middle of the desert. The headline the next day will read "TWO tourists died yesterday when their Viper hit a Cactus in the desert. Police estimate the vehicle was going 200 miles per hour. They were indentified by their retna scans, since all attempts at dental recognition were in vain. "
1 to .05 - yes you actually win 1 nickel for every dollar bet.

4) The over/under Bet:

Jeff alone gets kicked out of 5 bars

Over or Under that number. Keep in mind we're only there 4 days, 3 nights.

5) Over/Under:

Jeff's Average blood alcohol level, if measured every hour of every day, for the whole trip, will be .14

over or under that number.

6) Snook says some extremely loud and absolutely inappropriate comment that pisses off a large large man who thinks snook was talking about his girlfriend.

SURE THING bet.

7) Snook gets the shit kicked out of him.

4 to 1 - he does after all have me by his side. haha. no i'm not joking.

8) Vegas actually BANS either one or both of us from ever returning.

100 to 1

9) The Long Shot Bet:

Snook decides that male prostitution is his real calling, so he stays in vegas selling his manhood for mere 20 dollar bills to any woman or man with cash.

1,000,000,000,000 to 1.......c'mon, 1 buck makes you a Trillionaire? Do it....

10) Snook brings back the nigerian....okay....nevermind. We won't go there lechel.

6 to 1.

11) Dan Vincent will still be hung over from his 21st birthday on Feb 13th when I depart for vegas, on March 12th.

1 to .06

Okay, so enough probabilities, I am tired now, and I am almost off work, so I'm bout done here folks, I'll try to keep this thing update more. I'll TRY. No promises.....I don't make promises i can't keep.....


SO place your bets in the comments, we take visa, mastercard and sparty cash.

-west

My turn

Well folks this is my new blogging home and hotspot. I am going to try to update this thing on a more regular basis, and you'd think since I have nothing better to do with my life and time at work I would but I got lazy about my last blog and probably no one will read this one either. Anyways, we'll give it a shot. So for my first day back we're gonna give you some interesting things to do on the internet when you're REALLY bored.



1) Watch "Pimp My Bride" - with Xzibit - http://xanga.projectblogsphere.com/html/video-xzibitPimpMyBride.html

2) Play Squares - and Beat my high score - 6671 -http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html

3) Keep clicking refresh on ESPN.COM's homepage and see how long it takes for the front main page picture to change. If you make it to a change in the picture, you win!?! (yes my job is boring sometimes).

4) More to come, stay tuned.